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Bri Pruett
Let’s Do it with Bri Pruett: How to Fuck a Comic
Illustration: Erika Moen This weekend 130 comics with the Bridgetown Comedy Festival will descend upon lower SE Burnside to deliver jokes to the Portland masses. And I know some of you giggle groupies are thinking: “How do I fuck a comic?” I get it, we comics are charismatic loners, powerfully and breezily shouting our opinions […]
“Let’s Do It” with Bri Pruett: How to Pick a Sex Playlist
Illustration: Erika Moen Look, no one likes Kelly Rowland (not even her parents)—but she did make one contribution to the pop cultural zeitgeist. That contribution is the 3:59 long R&B opus “Motivation” that more folks have banged to than the entire Luther Vandross catalog. “Go lover, don’t you dare slow down…” Thanks Kelly. There are […]
Last Minute V-Day Gifts (But Just for the Sexy People!)
Illustration: George Heaven LOOK, WE’RE ALL some sort of hipster. Whether your “hipster” is vinyl, French press coffee, or writing Yelp reviews for urban goat farms, I get it, YOU’RE COOL! So before you start rolling your eyes and hollering about how greeting card companies invented Valentine’s Day, hear me out: Just because the man […]
Let’s Do It (with Bri Pruett)
A Valentine’s gift guide… just for the sexy people.
Sex Survey Results 2014!
A scientific survey of Portland’s sexual habits BOW-CHICKA-BOW-WOW-WOW!
Let’s Do It: For God’s Sake… Just DATE!
Image by Erica Moen SAMPLE PRE-DATE CONVERSATION: “I’m so excited to hang out with you. Let’s hang out really soon.” Right, yeah, let’s do that. “No I’m just so into you, I just really want to hang out with you, like all the time.” Good. Yes. Let’s do it. “I just like you a lot, […]
The Mercury‘s Annual Sex Survey 2014!
Hey dirty bird! Fill out the Mercury‘s 2014 Sex Survey!
Let’s Do It: Cuddling Class
Editor’s note: In this week’s paper, Bri talked to former Mercurywriter Sarah Mirk about Sarah’s new book Sex from Scratch. Check it out! Image by Erika Moen Simultaneous orgasms. That’s what athletic sports are missing, in my opinion: Both teams scoring at the same time. Get with it, sports. I was scoring with my sweet […]
Modern Love
Sarah Mirk on the reinvention of the relationship.
Sex Tape Review: These Idiots Are Right to Be Ashamed!
SEX TAPE Pictured: Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel watching the trailer for Sex Tape. Okay! So! Sex Tape! Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel meet in college where they have the most boring, awkward, vaginal penetration-only, vanilla sex of all time. Because they don’t use birth control, she gets knocked up, which means she’s stuck with […]
