Image by Erika Moen [Don’t forget to read How to Suck a Dick—Part 1! – eds]I missed you. So where were we? 1. You fell in love with a charming penis, you’ve weighed the risks, and it’s going in your mouth. 2. You put your body where it needs to be. He’s happy and you’re […]
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Let’s Do It: How to Suck a Dick
Image by Erika Moen A few friends have seen my stand-up comedy joke sets, and commented, “dang Bri! Now that we’ve seen your jokes, we KNOW you give head!” OF COURSE I give head, I’m looking for a PARTNER. Blame changing social norms, blame pornography—point is, the dating game has CHANGED. Blowjobs are part of […]
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Let’s Do It: Rejection 101
Image by Erika Moen Maybe you had a sweet sexy Valentine’s Day romance or maybe you’ve been burning through every dude in your “match list” like Tinder tissues. Sometimes two people work out, but most of the time they don’t. Telling someone that you’re “just not that into them” sucks, but YOU MUST COMMUNICATE, gentle […]
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Let’s Do It: Dating Under 25
Image by Erika Moen I’m about to turn 30, which means I have to give up certain things, like smoking pot in the morning and eating hot wings in bed. I also think it may be time to hang up my banging-dudes-under-25 boots. It’s been a difficult decision! Fraught with pros and cons!Pros: They don’t […]
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Let’s Do It: BFB Edition
Image by Erika Moen A friend of mine, local actor/musician @AchesonAcheson (aka Kyle Acheson), sent me this twitter query: “What’s the deal with those friends? You know, the kind where you have the sex, but you’re still totally just friends?” Good question! The deal is, when you start having the sex with anyone, you should […]
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Let’s Do It: Happy Movember!
Image by Erika Moen Happy Movember! Let’s talk about pubes! Since the mid to late ’80s, ladies have been trimming, waxing, and shaving; a reaction to the hirsute ’70s, or what I like to call “the full bush administration.” Today, a lady who waxes completely bald isn’t a rare thing.Women’s Pubic Hair Looks: “Trimmed” – […]
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Let’s Do It: Booty Texts
Image by Erika Moen It’s 2 am and my phone lights up with a message. It’s a simple message, but the implications are obvious. The subtext of this text: “Hey, would now be a good time for me to come over and have sex?” The actual text: “Hey” This is a person I have a […]
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Let’s Do It: Feeding Strays
Image by Erika Moen [Hello Blogtown, welcome to the second installment of our new sex-and-dating column Let’s Do It! by Bri Pruett. Bri is a Portland comedian whom you’ve seen at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Curious Comedy, and Action/Adventure Theater. She’ll be writing about her experiences as a single lady navigating Portland’s occasionally awesome, frequently […]
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Let’s Do It!: Oral Sex 101
Image by Erika Moen [Hello Blogtown, welcome to the first installment of our new sex-and-dating column Let’s Do It! by Bri Pruett. Bri is a Portland comedian whom you’ve seen at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Curious Comedy, and Action/Adventure Theater. She’ll be writing about her experiences as a single lady navigating Portland’s occasionally awesome, frequently […]