You already know what happens in Paranormal Activity 3. It’s still scary.
Dave Bow
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I’m a Male Daycare Worker
Tales of Straight White Male Caregiver Who Is (Surprise!) Not a Pervert
Tales of a straight white male daycare worker who is (surprise!) not a pervert.
Posted inMovies & TV
Aiming to Please
That’s a Hobo, All Right. And He Certainly Has a Shotgun.
Hobo with a Shotgun: That’s a hobo, all right. And he certainly has a shotgun.
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Leave It
The Beaver: The Worst Puppet Show Ever!
The Beaver: the worst puppet show ever!
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An Interview with Author Mike Sacks
A few weeks ago I got to talk to Mike Sacks, author of Your Wildest Dreams Within Reason (read my review here). This is Sacks’ first solo collection, though he has previously co-authored a faux-handbook called Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk with several writers from places like The Onion and The Daily Show, as well […]
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One Funny Note
Mike Sacks: From Killer Robots to Cuddle Parties
From killer robots to cuddle parties with Mike Sacks.
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VHS Nightmares: Blood Diner
I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets’ paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. But I have now seen Blood Diner and that’s almost as good. Shot in three weeks on no budget, released to […]
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VHS Nightmares: Revenge of the Living Dead Girls
Welcome to “VHS Nightmares,” a new weekly column by none other than Dave Bow. Every week, Dave will be digging through old DVDs and VHS tapes to share with you the very finest in forgotten cinema. Usually, these films were forgotten for a reason. —Erik Director Pierre B. Reinhard (Dressage, Le Diable Rose) was one […]
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Jaws vs. Jesus
Soul Surfer: Hanging 10 with the Power of Christ
Soul Surfer: Hanging 10 with the power of Christ.
Posted inTech
Dating Website Makes Prostitution Fun and Easy!
Ugh! What is up with dating websites? I am a rich, lonely bachelor and I shouldn’t have to spend time and money sorting through profile after profile looking for attractive people who will love me for my money! Similarly, I am also a young, attractive, shallow person. Why do I have to trudge endlessly through […]
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The Pickup Artist
Hitting the Clubs with Members of Portland’s Seduction Community
Dave Bow hits the clubs (and gets a number!) with members of Portland’s “seduction community.”
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And a Katy Perry Shall Lead Them
Fans of hating Katy Perry already know that, before she was molded by producers like Dr. Luke and The Matrix into a cipher for pseudo-lesbian nonsense mixed with a bullying adherence to traditional gender roles (and maybe paving the way for Sarah Palin?), Perry was a struggling Christian pop act. She even released an album […]