Among the questions raised by Ax Volume 1: What the fuck?
Dave Bow
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Public Enemy
Jacques Mesrine Gets a Fittingly Ambitious Film Treatment
With Mesrine: Killer Instinct and Mesrine: Public Enemy #1, Jacques Mesrine gets a fittingly ambitious film treatment.
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Blood Bone-Nation: I Smell a Rat
What’s up, vampurs? It’s True Blood discussion time! You may enter. Sookie’s a fairy? I’d like to say I called that last week but I think that would be extremely generous. I’d like to make a checklist of all the mythical creatures True Blood hasn’t used yet. Guess: Terry is a secret leprechaun and Andy […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Breaking Up”
Hello Jersey Shore fans! It’s t-shirt time! What follows beneath the jump is either an anonymous letter someone left for you or this week’s Jersey Shore wrap up. Let’s find out which! Oh careless fate! Oh cruel treachery! How could you tear apart a bond sealed in the wax of Aphrodite? How could you then […]
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Preparing for Takeoff
The Dandy Warhols’ Guitarist Cleans House
With Pete International Airport, the Dandy Warhols’ guitarist cleans house.
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Jerry O’Connell’s Penis—in 3D!
It Is Your Solemn Duty to See Piranha 3D
It is your solemn duty to see Piranha 3D.
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True Blood Ephemera: Naked People and Religious Pamphlets
How can you tell that True Blood has become a major cultural force? First, Rolling Stone, in this month’s desperate plea for relevancy, has hitched their wagon to the star that is Eric Northman’s abs. Please buy our magazine! Secondly, in a similar bid for relevancy, a Jew For Jesus handed The Mercury‘s Sarah Mirk […]
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Joaquin Phoenix is a Crazy Rapper! NAAAAWWWT!!
This morning I asked Erik Henriksen if I could blog about the new Darren Aronofsky movie that looks totally great and has Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman making out in it. “No!” he shouted at me over the internet. “I am going to!” [Then Steve stole it from him. Ha!] “Do you want to blog […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Everything is Broken
Time for our weekly True Blood discussion group, dudes! We learned tonight that Oregon is pro-vampire rights. What else did we learn? Nice Bluetooth, Nan Ba-dow-da-dow dow-wowwwwww “When you came in the air went out…” Stop teasing me, True Blood! Just tell me what Sookie is already! Is she part of some ancient race that […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Creepin'”
What’s up fellow members of the GFF? Have you guys got your official Jersey Shore Halloween costumes yet? You did? Why? No no, you look good. Forget I said anything. Bust out your red joints, guys! It’s gonna be a fun guys’ night out! This episode belonged to Vinny. Always the least douchey of the […]
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Project Runway Wrap Up
Last night’s was my favorite kind of episode: the “unconventional materials challenge”. Seeing how each designer responds to being pushed out of their comfort zone is very telling and the end results are usually a grab bag of fantastic disasters and unexpected successes. Homegrown designer and two-time challenge winner Gretchen Jones was worried that her […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Night on the Sun
What’s up, fans of sexy vampires? It’s Monday afternoon and I want to talk about True Blood. Hop into bed! “Entrance is round the back, fellas…” When we last left Sookie she had just woken up to see hospital walls and Bill standing over her in a dirty velour track jacket. Naturally she’s a little […]