C’mon everyone, follow me! I have put together a time machine to go back to the year 1994 because there is something my 8-year-old self needs to see. I wasn’t that excited when I read today that Columbia is producing a big-screen adaptation of one of R.L. Stine’s Goosebumps books, but somewhere deep in the […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “All In the Family”
I’m late to the carbohydrate-laden table covering this super special episode of Jersey Shore but, like commenter Jacob Schraer said last week, I didn’t miss much. (L-R: Knockout Ronnie, Angelina, My J-Lo, Pauly Spike, My Snooki, Sammi, Mike Sanitation, Vinny) Let’s break down what happened. Least importantly, animosity between Angelina and everyone else is growing […]
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Jersey Shore Non-Wrap Up #2
Ok, I know, I know. In an attempt to make people care about the Video Music Awards this year MTV paired them with a special early showing of this week’s episode. Unfortunately for me and everyone else with no TV and bad taste, they did not post the episode streaming on their website and it […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Evil Is Going On
This is it, folks: the last True Blood discussion group of the season. “Hurry up, the Dresden Dolls go on at 9:00!” It’s the finale! Finally all of our questions answered! Or… not. In what is becoming a True Blood tradition, this finale was pretty weaksauce. I’ve been wondering how most of the plot points […]
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Jersey Shore Non-Wrap Up: “Sleeping With The Enemy”
Sometimes, even in the glamorous world of TV blogging, real life gets in the way of watching a show. These last couple of days I have been broadsided by a work emergency at my real job which has me suddenly working 10 hour days running a kitchen all by myself. Sadly, last night that didn’t […]
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False Prophet
Famous Oregon Cults Deserve Better Books
Famous Oregon cults deserve better books.
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Japanese Vagina Slug?
You know when you see something terrifying and you have to share it with someone just so you don’t feel alone? Please share my nightmare. I guess this video has been around for 2009 but I’ve never seen it before. Does anybody have more information about this mysterious Japanese vagina slug? It seems like one […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Not So Shore”
Oh fuck yeah. I spent last week lying in bed, scrubbing the spray tan off my skin with a Brillo pad, buzzcutting my blowout and drinking O’Douls and tears. I had absolutely given up on Jersey Shore being any fun to anyone anymore. “How else can you disappoint me, Jersey Shore?” I thought today as […]
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Project Runway Wrap Up
Hey guys, Marjorie’s on vacation so I’m covering Project Runway again. There is no way Gretchen’s experience this week could’ve matched last week’s nightmare. When Tim Gunn gives you a tongue-lashing that has to hurt. People all over the internet are loving the villain role she has fallen into (she is seriously getting more hate […]
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Blood Bone-Nation: Fresh Blood
Time for our weekly True Blood discussion group! Get into the car! I know I told you I’d come back to your house and watch you try on outfits, but we gotta take care of this first! In classic True Blood style, this episode, the penultimate of the season, was a total mess. There’s so […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “The Letter”
Blah blah weekly Jersey Shore discussion blah. Situation blah Blah. GTL blah blah Guidos blah blah. Most bitter yet behind the jump. Dudes, I just can’t. Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve been working ’round the clock all week, I dunno. Whatever the reason, this week I’m sippin’ on the Haterade. It seems like a […]
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Lost in Translation?
Ax Volume 1: A Collection of Alternative Manga
Among the questions raised by Ax Volume 1: What the fuck?