Say whatever else you want about Glee, the show knows how to drum up crazy publicity. Between the Britney Spears episode a few weeks ago and tonight’s tribute to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the show has given internet bloggers like me plenty to write about. Excitement is at a high enough pitch that Deadline […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Deja Vu All Over Again”
Last night’s was the penultimate episode of Jersey Shore‘s second season. It’s time to start looking back at what has happened to one of my favorite shows on television. When they began Jersey Shore MTV attempted something ingeniously simple: put a bunch of strangers in a house a la Big Brother but they are all […]
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Gleegasm: I Thought You Were a Robot
I have decided that Glee may be one of the weirdest shows on television. All the inconsistencies I thought had been excised from the show over the break flared up like a bad STI last night. As this extremely insightful Salon article (entitled “‘Glee’ could be great — if it weren’t so awful”) says: “Glee,” […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Girls Like That”
Are you guys DTF? I’m DTF. Let’s talk about Jersey Shore. Cabs’uh heeeuh! Cab’s’uh heeeuh! Tee-shyuuurt taaaiime! Every time I use one of Jersey Shore‘s non-starter catch phrases MTV pays me a nickel. GTL? You know what that means because of me. Boring stuff first:Oh hello Ron and Sammi, I forgot that I hate you. […]
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Project Runway Wrap Up
Hey y’all, Marjorie couldn’t make it this week, so I’ll be starting our Project Runway discussion. Coming off the weepiest episode in PR history, I was kind of expecting all the drama to be taken down a whole lot of notches. Especially considering the challenge: create fashion activewear for New Balance to be sold as […]
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Gleegasm: Is God an Evil Dwarf?
Greetings Jesus gleeks! I’m here and ready to talk about last night’s tear-soaked episode of Glee. But first, news that will surely please Mr. Steve Humphrey: as of this week the cast of Glee has broken the Beatles’ record as the non-solo act with the most appearances on the Billboard Top 100 (the Beatles have […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Gone Baby Gone”
How bizarre is it that this episode of Jersey Shore is titled after Ben Affleck’s awesome 2007 movie, Gone Baby Gone? Sets the tonal bar a little high for the drama this episode contained. Regardless, this was arguably the most dramatic hour of a tumultuous season in paradise. What is the kidnapping of a little […]
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The New Jersey Life of Macaroni Rascals Ephemera
And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a Snooki, and his feet were as […]
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Gleegasm: Britney Spears Sex Riot
You know what? I was nervous about this Britney Spears-centric episode of Glee. I was among those who thought last season’s Gaga-rific “Theatricality” was a messy handjob of an episode and I didn’t know if the Glee universe needed to take another hour to treat a pop star like a living saint. Deja vu 4 […]
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Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Dirty Pad”
Sorry for the late post, guys. I had a really busy day at the gelato shop and beach and I just couldn’t find the time (actually I was applying for food stamps and working two jobs, but let’s pretend it was the other). Whatever, I’m here now. What did I miss? Not… fucking… much. If […]
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Gleegasm: Sending Sunshine to the Crackhouse
Summer break is over, fellow Gleetards! It’s time to go back to school! I have three new chest hairs and I sewed a pocket into my backpack where I can hide pre-rolled joints. And I totally got a girlfriend at camp but we’re not together anymore cuz I can’t get tied down, you know? Basically, […]
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True Blood Paper Dolls
I’m not sure what else to say about this. Someone created True Blood paper dolls. All I can think about is how I normally like to make dolls hump each other, but in this instance it would just be derivative. They’re all pretty good likenesses, though Sam’s doll is clearly the weirdest. He doesn’t get […]