Most people I know, if given the choice, would always take a bad R&B song over a bad country one. Not me. To my ears nothing beats the venal pandering and embarrassing sincerity of a shitty Top 40 country song. At the very least, they’re fascinating bellwethers from across the American cultural divide. Take this […]
Dave Bow
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The Crafts of Comedy
Amy Sedaris’ Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People Is Equally Inspirational and Unhelpful
Amy Sedaris’ new crafting book is equally inspirational and unhelpful.
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High-Speed Prius Getaway!
The Next Three Days: A Sneaky Genre Picture
The Next Three Days is some seriously tempered badassery.
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Delayed Gleegasm: You Smell Homeless, Brent
Sorry this is going up so late, fellow gleetards. I had a day job work emergency that kept me from eating properly and writing blog posts about TV shows. It happens. So who reads Blogtown after dark and watches Glee? Let’s find out! I know we’re all dying to say mean things about Gwenyth Paltrow […]
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Where Can I Read Stupid Comments on the Internet?
/Techno Tuesday Today my friend Sean pointed me in the direction of Kevin Collier’s awesome continuing series, Get To Know an Internet Commenter, over on McSweeney’s. As the site describes the series: “Kevin Collier searches the Internet for people who comment a lot, then copies and pastes a fair representation of their output.” Comments are […]
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Obama the Christmas Thief
Local Tea Party Candidate Pens Mind-Blowing Kids’ Book
Dave Bow discovers a Tea Party children’s book about Obama stealing Christmas.
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Gleegasm: Hangin’ With a Crip
You guys, before we talk about last night’s Glee I have a confession to make: I have never been kissed. Tony Starlight’s eat yer heart out! Actually, that’s not true. What I meant was I have never seen the film Never Been Kissed. No, that’s not true either. I saw it with my mom when […]
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Which of These Terrible Uwe Boll Films Would You Rather See?
I guess I should say “terrible-looking films” since neither Blood Rayne 3: The Third Reich or Blubberella has been released yet, but c’mon; I’ve got eyes. In case you don’t know because you’re the type of person who avoids bad films and internet memes, Uwe Boll is a director best known for his cinematic adaptions […]
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Ghosts vs. Samurai
Black Cat: Retro Horror from a Japanese Master
Black Cat: Retro horror from a Japanese master.
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Read The Tea Party Children’s Book About How Obama Stole Christmas. No, Really.
Here’s something I didn’t have time to write about while I was hauling ass out of last night’s Tea Party Election Night Bonanza. While I made my rounds of different groups’ tables I found the MOST AMAZING OBJECT. How could I not buy this book? The Liberal Clause: Socialism on a Sleigh is written by […]
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A Dispatch from the Tea Party Election Night Gala
Greetings liberal elitist pantywaists, I’m writing to you from the heart of Real America. That is to say, I’m writing from the Tea Party Election Night Hoedown in the Clackamas, OR Monarch Hotel, right off I-205, across from the Old Spaghetti Factory. A lady just took my picture blogging next to one of Victoria Taft’s […]
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Give Me a Good Tea Party Pickup Line
As I just posted, I’m going to the Tea Party gala tonight. As the party goes on, Ezra thinks I should try and use Tea Party-themed pickup lines on the people around me and see what sticks. This is a terrible idea but I’ve agreed to turn it over to you guys. Give me a […]