I’ve been tapped to attend and blog about tonight’s Tea Party Election Hoedown at the Monarch Hotel so I’ve been doing some research. Part of that research has involved reading through the blog spearheaded by conservative radio personality and tonight’s ringleader, Victoria Taft. Most of the blog is not very surprising (though this supposed “gotcha” […]
Dave Bow
Modern Board Games Make Me Angry
Yesterday I was stranded for an hour in the Hollywood Fred Meyer’s waiting to get a prescription filled for old man medicine. Or that’s what I should have been waiting for because apparently being in a Fred Meyer’s for extended periods of time turns me into a grumpy, old misanthrope who sees every product as […]
Something You Won’t See On The Mercury‘s Event Calendar
Last night I was forwarded an email entitled “POWERFUL 11:11 GLOBAL LINK UP” filled with promises of amazing opportunities for me, you and everyone else in the world. What was inside was too silly not to share with you here. “It is time for us to reap the rewards of our long and arduous labors,” […]
Watch New Webisodes From The Office!
The Office has had a rocky last couple of seasons (IMHO) but it still has the writing and acting power to be one of the funniest shows on TV. In honor of Halloween the show just released a series of web exclusive videos in which Ryan (former temp, “Fire Guy”) attempts to direct his own […]
Repeating the Old Saw
Saw VII: Just like Mousetrap, but with more blood!
Gleegasm: Doin’ the Time Warp Again
Happy Halloween, gleeks! Last night was the long-awaited Rocky Horror episode of Glee and it was fun fun fun. Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab (the lab is after the jump). Last week Joneser called me out in the comments for hating a little too hard on Glee, so I’ve […]
Leave Michael Jackson’s Corpse Alone!
Remember when Michael Jackson died and director Kenny Ortega put together a bunch of footage from the last tour he was preparing and released it as a movie? Remember how embarrassing that was? Well get ready to squirm because, according to Deadline, Ortega is attached to direct a new MJ cash-in: a feature length movie […]
Jersey Shore Wrap Up: “Back Into the Fold”
Well there you have it. The second season of Jersey Shore is over. The long journey is over. We’ve seen the Jersey Babies at their worst and we’ve seen them at their worst from different angles. I already pretty much summed up my thoughts on the show last week. Last night’s phenomenally boring season finale […]
“Enjoy Your Delicious Moments” – Pizza Box Art Crit
Whenever I pick up a pizza, unless it’s from a major chain, there’s a good chance that it comes to me in a box that looks like this: I have so much to say about this design I don’t know where to begin. Frankly, I’m not sure how an image this weird became the industry […]
Glee Star Apologizes For Being So Sexy
Remember those sleazy/sexy GQ pictures of Glee cast members Lea Michele, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith that hit the web this Tuesday? Well Agron has released a sort-of apology on her personal blog to everyone who shattered a monocle when they saw cheerleader Quinn Fabray’s thighs and dirty pillows. “I’M SOOORRRY!” In the land of […]
Haunted McMansion
Paranormal Activity 2: Worst. Ghost babysitter. Ever.
New Jackass Movie On the Way
Hey, have you seen Jackass 3D yet? I saw it the other night and it was amazing. The 3D was so in your face the stupid people came right off the screen and into the audience. I’m kidding, of course, kind of. I had an awesome time seeing testicles get abused in all three dimensions […]
