Since I have to play a fuckton of games on a daily basis and the Mercury has a limited amount of review space, a lot of games fall through the cracks. Consider this my (hopefully weekly) attempt at covering as many of these titles as possible. I’ll mostly be choosing stuff that I’ve been enjoying […]
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‘NXE’ Is My New Favorite Acronym
My god they did it. The bastards really did it. “It,” in this case, being the just-released New Xbox Experience. “The bastards” being Microsoft.” And the thing they did? Well, dear reader, the thing they did is … it’s magnificent. There’s not enough room topside for me to explain why I’m waxing cryptically philosophic about […]
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Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix: The Trailers
Capcom’s gorgeous remake of Super Street Fighter II Turbo comes to the Xbox Live Marketplace and PlayStation Network on November 27 and to celebrate (read: convince you to buy the damn thing) the company has released two official trailers, each radder than the last. Combining Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix’s classic combat and […]
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Mini-Reviews: Wrath of the Lich King
(Since I have to play a fuckton of games on a daily basis and the Mercury has a limited amount of review space, a lot of games fall through the cracks. Consider this my (hopefully weekly) attempt at covering as many of these titles as possible. I’ll mostly be choosing stuff that I’ve been enjoying […]
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Wrath of the Lich King Level Cap Already Reached
Only 27 hours after the latest World of Warcraft expansion, Wrath of the Lich King, went live a European by the nom de videogame “Nymh” has reached the newly enlarged level cap of 80. I’d like to congratulate Nymh on forgoing food, sleep and the affection of real human beings for such a short period […]
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Apparently I’m A Feminist
I loathe marketing. At best it serves to lie to us and at worse it preys upon the most basic fears and needs of the human race. Marketing designed to appeal to gamers — or, more specifically, some ad exec’s idea of what a gamer is — exemplifies this disgusting practice while constantly exploiting humanity’s […]
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Mini-Reviews: Far Cry 2, Bejeweled Twist
(Since I have to play a fuckton of games on a daily basis and the Mercury has a limited amount of review space, a lot of games fall through the cracks. Consider this my (hopefully weekly) attempt at covering as many of these titles as possible. I’ll mostly be choosing stuff that I’ve been enjoying […]
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Rejoice All Ye Faithful: Mirror’s Edge is Complete!
Thanks to Electronic Arts’ embargo I can’t yet tell you whether Mirror’s Edge is like Jared Leto circa My So Called Life or Jared Leto circa whatever the hell it is that he’s doing now. You’ll just have to wait ’til next week for that. In the meantime, I want to point out two related, […]
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So Much Adorable
Say hello to LittleBigPLanet, one of the best games of the year.
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The WarCraft Retrospective: These Are The Games Of Your Life
The Wrath of the Lich King expansion for everyone’s favorite digital heroin, World of Warcraft, hits shelves in a little under two weeks. To celebrate, the kids at GameTrailers have released a two-part retrospective on the entirety of the WarCraft series; From its early beginnings as a simplistic strategy title to its current biggest-game-in-the-world status. […]
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Palin, Obama Team to Kick Ass in Venezuela
Have you ever dreamed of watching Barack Obama kill a Latin oil baron? Ever found yourself a bit … “engorged” while imagining Sarah Palin firing missiles from a helicopter at a platoon of Venezuelan guerrillas? Today is your lucky day, m’boy! According to G4 (the vaguely videogame-based cable network) the presidential hopeful and vice-presidential moose […]
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Mini-Reviews: Guitar Hero World Tour, Fallout 3, Portal: Still Alive
(Since I have to play a fuckton of games on a daily basis and the Mercury has a limited amount of review space, a lot of games fall through the cracks. Consider this my (hopefully weekly) attempt at covering as many of these titles as possible. I’ll mostly be choosing stuff that I’ve been enjoying […]