Silicon Knights’ latest game, Too Human, is wrapped in enough pretension to make Cicero puke. It also isn’t any fun.
Earnest "Nex" Cavalli
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Demigod: What If Diablo And Warcraft Had a Baby?
Take Diablo’s addictive combat, Warcraft’s strategy elements, shake vigorously, cover the whole thing in a gorgeous graphics engine, and you have Gas Powered Games’ upcoming strategy-RPG Demigod. Previously I was wary of the game for its wildly derivative nature, but after playing the thing earlier today and experiencing its well-polished, deeply strategic gameplay, I find […]
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The Next Big Thing: LittleBigPlanet
Though I’d seen LittleBigPlanet before this weekend’s Penny Arcade Expo, my first chance to play Sony’s world creation game came earlier this morning — and I think I’m in love. Most of the game isn’t actually much of a game. Players are given the opportunity to create Super Mario Bros.-esque levels from LBP’s wide selection […]
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Online Gaming Breeds Strange Bedfellows
One of the key reasons why I opted to attend the Penny Arcade Expo this year was the exhibition of a documentary I’ve been following professionally for quite a while: Second Skin. The documentary, created by two brothers and a friend who also happen to be long-time gamers, takes an in-depth look at the relationships […]
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Rock Band 2 Hits Ground Kontrol 10 Days Early
As if booze and Pole Position weren’t enough impetus to hit up Ground Kontrol on a nearly daily basis, co-owner Anthony Ramos just dropped me an email revealing that Rock Band 2 will appear in playable form at the arcade’s Rock Band Tuesdays event on September 2 — a full 10 days before the game’s […]
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Your Mom Is In Rock Band 2
Courtesy of my former employers over at Destructoid — lucky bastards that managed to score an early copy of Rock Band 2 — I present proof of my headline (and further proof that Sundays render me creatively bankrupt).
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Tiger Woods Walks On Water
Tiger Woods is the greatest thing to happen to golf since Caddyshack, and if this ad from Portland’s own Weiden+Kennedy is to be believed, he’s also the second coming of Christ. The promo, a spot created for Electronic Arts’ upcoming Tiger Woods ’09 virtual golfing title, refutes the claims of YouTube user Levinator25 who had […]
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Street Fighter IV: Now In America!
I’ve got good news and bad news for fans of Capcom’s Street Fighter games. First, the good news: Street Fighter IV has begun to appear in American arcades (despite the ongoing death of the traditional, non-pornographic, non-booze-filled arcade). The game will eventually see release on the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC platforms, but purists […]
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PlayStation 3: It’s What’s For (Criterion’s) Blu-Ray
(I hope Herr Henriksen forgives me for momentarily stamping on his cinephile toes, but PlayStation 3 owners (and those on the fence about buying one) ought to hear this.) Those amazingly dedicated movie fetishists — “geek” isn’t a strong enough word given the meticulously crafted versions of cinematic classics they are responsible for — who […]
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I’m A Traitor To The Internet
Before I get into why I’ll no longer be invited to the Cute Overload Christmas Party, or get birthday phone calls from the I Love Egg people, let me assure you all: Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People is a a fun game. In fact, for what it’s worth — and particularly for the […]
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Warner Music Group Demands Fat Gaming Royalties
Miserly Warner Music Group CEO Edgar Bronfman believes he and his cronies should see a fatter royalty check for every copy of Rock Band and Guitar Hero that happens to list one of their bands as participants. Straight from the fat cat’s mouth: The amount being paid to the music industry, even though their games […]