Dear Half-Literate Mouth-Breathers: Most of you drooling dolts know me from my occasional column in the Portland Mercury, Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade, better known as “The one thing the Mercury publishes that isn’t an escort ad or some jagoff wankfest about some twee-tarded band you’ve never heard of.” Well, lucky YOU, imbeciles! Because now I’m […]
Frank Cassano
Since 2000, Frank Cassano has authored “Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade,” the only worthwhile thing in the Portland Mercury. His interests include fuck you.