In my second year of college, I had to make a difficult phone call. I’d stared at the phone for almost two hours before I actually picked it up and dialed. I was fairly calm, until I heard her voice: “Hello?” All I said was “Mom?” and then I started sobbing. My mom was not […]
Kelly O
Posted inMovies & TV
The Films of HUMP! 2014
Image: Minh Tran HUMP!—the Mercury‘s annual amateur porn festival, featuring hilariously sexy and hot five-minute videos made by dirty birds just like YOU—is upon us! It all goes down November 12-16 at Cinema 21… but rest assured, every one of these screenings WILL SELL OUT (because they always do!). For a full schedule of showings […]
Posted inSex
Headline of the Day: “Korean Spider-Man Has an Erection, Pisses People Off”
Says the artist: “My reason for [the boner] was that I wanted apply the natural physical phenomenon to a superhero” … The sculptor said that he wanted to underline the importance of “whats’s natural in the morning without lies and superficial-ness in a comical way.” Photos on Kotaku.com (link may be NSFW, read also: BONER […]
Posted inMovies & TV
From Grindhouse to Grosshouse
Raze: Blood, Guts, and Feminist Mumbo Jumbo
Raze: Blood, guts, and feminist mumbo jumbo.
Posted inHorrors
Do Not Watch This Japanese Ad for Car Tires
Or do. Then tell me if it made you jump.
Posted inThe Twitter
Does This Make You Have a Feeling? Selfies at Funerals: The Tumblr
“Love my hair today. Hate why I’m dressed up #funeral”
Posted inComedy
OMG: Have You Seen “Key & Peele” on Comedy Central?
This bit, from “Substitute Teacher,” makes me want to watch every single episode of this show. TWICE!
Posted inOh, You Kids!
Protect Yourself!
Finally an award-winning advertisement for the rest of us. I kinda wish it featured women too…
Posted inHorrors
Today In Nightmares
If you are even the tiniest bit afraid of snakes, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. h/t Scary Tyler Moore!
Posted inMusic
NOT EVEN JOKING: Michelle Shocked Is Playing 2013 San Francisco Pride
From SF-ist: Professional attention-seeker and onstage ranter Michelle Shocked has announced she will return to San Francisco to play a free concert on Sunday, June 30th — the closing night of S.F. Pride festivities. Adding to the already bizzarre and controversial setup, Shocked’s concert will coincide with a press blitz/egotrip coordinated across the SF Examiner […]
Posted inTech
Hurricane Sandy: Too Soon
From a friend of mine on Facebook, in regards to Facebook: Hey idiots/empathy-deficient facebook zombie-people: there is such a thing as “too soon” and just plain “garbage-person behavior”. If you are currently in a safe/non-disaster-zone city making “ironic” humorous posts about New York and the other eastern seaboard cities being affected by the storm RIGHT […]