It’s official! We have the most submissions *EVER* which means (probably!) the best program ever. Thanks (and good luck!) to all the horny-porny filmmakers! To everyone else who wants to go and see HUMP!—here’s where you get your tickets. (NOTE! The Friday 9:30 pm show is already sold out, and the Saturday 9:30 show only […]
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HUMP! Submissions: Only TWO Weeks Left!
Yipes! Only TWO WEEKS left to finish HUMP-ing! The deadline to enter our annual porn film festival is October 5th. All the information you need is right here at portlandmercury.com/hump (including entry and release forms, hoo wee, don’t forget to turn in those with your film!) **DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY, DO IT FOR FREEDOM** […]
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Extra Credit Points For… LESBIAN SEX!
Now that I’ve got your attention… Did you know there’s only 18 days left to make your film for HUMP! 2012? It’s true. I hope you’ve started your entry? Don’t forget, extra credit points this year go to: Sweater VestsLesbian Sexand… Packing Peanuts! All the info you need is right here. It’s time to get […]
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Yipes! The HUMP! Deadline is Less than a Month Away!
You gotta hurry! The deadline for all HUMP! entries is October 5th. And did you know that, unlike most film festivals, there are ZERO entry fees? Did you also know that anyone and everyone who submits a film gets TWO FREE TICKETS even if their film isn’t chosen? It’s true! It’s win-win, baby! To get […]
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Koreans Make The Best Toys
If I had any kids, girls or boys, I would buy them a Kong Suni Fart Master Doll. I might even buy them two!
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Do You Want to Smell Like a Man?
Oh hey, look. AXE Body Spray has new products for women! The smell will make you feel like, um, an anarchist! Or maybe a street cop that can’t keep her clothes on, or do her job! I bet it smells like success…
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Strip Maul
Nine Strip Clubs in 48 Hours: a Tourist’s Guide to America’s Porniest City
Nine strip clubs in 48 hours: a tourist’s guide to America’s porniest city.
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OFF! Are on It
OFF! Pick Up Where Everyone Else Left Off
OFF! pick up where everyone else left off.
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You Better Get Your HUMP! Film Finished!
Or at least pretty damn close to finished. The deadline is THIS FRIDAY(that’s tomorrow!) at 5 pm, sharp. Also, look alive people—tickets go on sale this upcoming Monday the 18th at 10 am. All the info will be righthttp://post.portlandmercury.com/portland/hump2010/page, in a hard-to-miss banner. The screenings at Cinema 21 will undoubtedly sell out, so get ready […]
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HEY! Only 9 Days Left to Submit Your Film to HUMP!
Okay everybody… Only 9 more days till the October 15th HUMP! deadline. NINE! That’s only one week and two days! Or eight days plus one day! Or roughly 12,960 minutes! Or… oh, forget it! Time’s-a-tickin’!But don’t panic—you still have enough time to put together your own dirty homemade movie and submit it to HUMP! HERE […]