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This made me so horny; I need per-marital sex right now.
Larry’s evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry’s good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I’m surprised at you!
Larry’s evil conscience: Aw, don’t listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You’ll never get a better chance.
Larry’s good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you’ll despise yourself forever… I’m proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry’s evil conscience: You homo.
I like that her family’s home has a sign on the door that says “Please use front entrance”. IT’S A TRAP, SHE BROUGHT YOU TO A HOTEL TO RAPE AND MURDER YOU.
Every time you have sex in holy wedlock, it’s like you have a threesome with Jesus. Oh yeah.
I’m so glad I talked that fine, upstanding young man out of going inside that cuddly girl’s house. She and I had a fine time after he went away.
I….uh…..oh God. Christians are just over-the-top crazy.
I love how it cuts down to his hand, him obviously thinking “great, better go wank before I get blueballs”.
If there was any justice in this world, he’d start yelling at his imaginary bear: “DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA, CUDDLY THING? NO, I DON’T SUPPOSE YOU DO, DO YOU? YOU KNOW WHAT’S ‘CUDDLY’? A FUCKING VAGINA!!!”
The last shot is of him standing there, alone, yelling over his shoulder.
It could have been worse. I suppose Pedobear could have shown up.
@9, are you kidding? That WAS Pedobear!
So, wait… I’m confused by this. Is he supposed to fuck the bear instead??? CHRISTIANS ARE WEIRD.