Disaster Movie fulfills the promise of its title.
Kiala Kazebee
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Sorority Girl Talk
Learning Valuable Life Lessons from The House Bunny
Revenge of the Nerds + Animal House + Legally Blonde = The House Bunny.
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Muy Stupido
Luke Wilson Finds God in Henry Poole
What happens when Luke Wilson finds God in his backyard? Boring stuff, mostly.
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King of the KJs
Who’s Portland’s Best Karaoke Jockey? Kiala Kazebee uses “SCIENCE” to Find Out!
Who will get crowned the king of Portland’s KJs?
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Blowjob Parties: Pro or Con?
Crashing Director Jason Freeland’s Garden Party
Kiala Kazebee talks with director Jason Freeland about his quirky indie flick, Garden Party.
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Eddie Murphy’s Latest Movie Is Terrible
To the Surprise of Absolutely No One
Meet Dave: Eddie Murphy wants to tell you some poop jokes!
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Stuff White People Like
by Christian Lander (Random House)
An Interview with Christian Lander of Stuff White People Like.
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We Want to Pump You Up
Doping with Bigger, Stronger, Faster
Chris Bell wants us to believe America wrote him a bad check. Heeding the advice of his childhood heroes Hulk Hogan and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bell and his two beefy, steroid-using brothers (named “Mad Dog” and “Stinky”—I’m totally serious) took as gospel that by working out, saying their prayers, and taking their vitamins, they would indeed […]
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Khaaaaaaaan!
Mongol: A Kinder, Gentler Warlord
I learned three important lessons from Mongol. First: Mongols don’t kill children. Second: You can’t fit two ram heads in one pot, so don’t even try. Third: Li’l Mongols are freaking adorable! Not your father’s Genghis Khan, this despot is so sensitive that he’s whatever the word for emo is now. Mongol plays like The […]
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Jellyfish
A Succinct Review for the Discerning Cinephile
There is not one single jellyfish in this entire movie. I checked twice to make sure. There are many scenes of downtown Tel Aviv and of the Israeli coastline, yes, but no jellyfish. I can only assume, then, that it must be a metaphor for something—something to do with floating around aimlessly in the ocean, […]
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The Wedding Weekend
One Long Arbor Mist Commercial
The Wedding Weekend is probably the longest commercial for the cheapo wine Arbor Mist that you will ever see. Excited yet? No? Well, let me tell you more! In The Wedding Weekend, a group of affluent thirtysomething men and women get together for a weekend in the Hamptons to relive the glory days of their […]
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Junior Stallones
Son of Rambow: Getting Boners over Rambo
American men love them some Rambo, don’t they? Well, guess what? So do Englishmen—English boys, to be exact. English boys growing up in the ’80s, to be exact-er. English boys who directed Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, to be the exactest. Despite the fact it’s directed by Garth Jennings—the same guy who helmed the Hitchhiker’s […]