Phillip the Coyote, Author at Portland Mercury

Opinion: I Didn’t Kill Your Stupid Cat, and I Am Insulted by the Insinuation

Phillip the CoyoteAugust 10, 2017 9:30 amJuly 12, 2022 9:41 pm

DAVID MCNEW / GETTY IMAGES Dear Portland: Look, I get it. You love cats. In fact you love them sooooo much, you let them run around outdoors so they can pick up diseases (including feline leukemia) and parasites (ear mites and ringworm), drink antifreeze, or get eaten by any number of predators. Yeah, your love […]

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I Didn’t Kill Your Stupid Cat, and I Am Insulted by the Insinuation

Phillip the CoyoteAugust 9, 2017 4:00 amJuly 12, 2022 3:45 pm

Coyote commentary: I didn’t kill your stupid cat, and I am insulted by the insinuation.

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