FOTOSLA / GETTY IMAGES Dear humans of Portland, As the elected ambassador for the city’s dog population, let me state our position as plainly as possible: You are fucking killing us with your fireworks. Walk a mile on our paws: On a normal day, your time would be spent begging for food, napping on an […]
Reverend Scraps, Portland Dog Ambassador
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Enough with the Fucking Fireworks Already
Your fucking fireworks are killing us. Sincerely, Dogs.