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Best Weekend Ever.

Here’s the surprising news from the last three days: “It was a very peaceful weekend,” reports Mary Wheat, spokeswoman of the Portland Police Department. What? An estimated 5,000 people rode their bikes naked through the center of the city Saturday night, dancing in an abandoned warehouse until the sun rose at which point GLBT folks […]

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The End is Nigh!

Mysterious and evil forces are coming to destroy us all! From the fields of Springfield, Illinois rises a giant white demonic Obama head! via Wonkette And from the crack in the sidewalk outside the Mercury office swarms a hell-sent mob of ants! Okay, so the hell ants I have no explanation for. But apparently the […]

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Good Morning News!

“The Pablo Escobar of medical marijuana”: Despite the new Attorney General’s lax attitude toward medical marijuana, feds sentenced a California grower to one year in prison. “We don’t want our country to be trapped in a no-hijab situation”: Long lines as pro-reform voters actually turn out to vote in Iran’s election. “Today you have let […]

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What Ships Unearth

And now for some grisly news you didn’t want to know about Fleet Week. Sheriff’s department Lieutenant Mary Lindstrand called to inform us that every year the big ships coming into the port for Fleet Week churn up the bottom of the Willamette and up floats…. dead bodies that have been missing for months! According […]

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