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Worst. Night. Ever. #5

Welcome back to the ongoing Blogtown series “Worst. Night. Ever.” Every Wednesday during our weekly pitch meetings, there is one member of our editorial staff—this is almost always Patrick Alan Coleman—who blurts out an event (“JUNE 12, FINNISH BIRCH-CAULKING SOIRÉE AND PIG-TAIL PICKLE”) in the hopes that we will recommend it in the paper. Instead […]

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Good Morning Afternoon, News!!

Urrrrrrghhhh. Blame the Mercury 10th anniversary party last night. But we’re here now, aren’t we? And that’s what counts. Oil leak: still gushin’. The funnel captures around 10,000 barrels a day now. Coast Guard Adm. Thad Allen goes on the Sunday shows. Allen: “When I ask [BP] for something, I get it.”ABC’s Jake Tapper: “Including […]

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Good Morning, News!!

BP says its big riser pipe is cut. Er… Yesterday they tried to saw through the pipe but the saw got stuck. “Anyone who’s ever used a saw has experienced this,” said Adm. Thad Allen. Yeah, it happens to those of use who buy the shitty Ryobi from Home Depot and don’t know what we’re […]

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