There’s no way to really explain my Worst. Night. Ever. without first mentioning Mondor. Mondor is a wizard. He’s a wizard who seems to have crippling impotence where magic is concerned, because when you first meet him, Mondor is hysterical. A halfling species called Grumpkins is in peril at the hands of some faceless evil, […]
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Megan’s Worst. Night. Ever. Embracing My Inner Wild Woman at Goddess Camp
Welcome to the Blogtown series we like to call Worst. Night. Ever. Every Wednesday during our weekly “My, What a Busy Week!” pitch meetings, someone suggests an event which is the equivalent of shooting burning acid into our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! Hence, these “risky” events are often […]
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Erik’s Worst. Night. Ever.: The Magick Olden Tymes of the Sherwood Robin Hood Festival!
Welcome to the Blogtown series we like to call Worst. Night. Ever. Every Wednesday during our weekly “My, What a Busy Week!” pitch meetings, someone suggests an event which is the equivalent of shooting burning acid into our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! Hence, these “risky” events are often […]
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Marjorie’s Worst. Night. Ever.: “Kiteboarding”
Welcome to the Blogtown series we like to call Worst. Night. Ever. Every Wednesday during our weekly “My, What a Busy Week!” pitch meetings, someone suggests an event which is the equivalent of shooting burning acid into our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! Hence, these “risky” events are often […]
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Worst. Night. Ever.: A Brainwashed Liberal from a Pinko Commie Rag Checks Out the Gun and Knife Show
What did you do for Father’s Day? Oh, that sounds nice! I went to the Collectors West Gun and Knife Show, which stops through the Portland Expo Center six times a year. No, I didn’t go with my dad. (Last place in the world he would want to go, bless his pacifist-coward heart.) I went […]
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Shelby’s Worst. Night. Ever.: Douchebros and Mud at the “Epic” Rugged Maniac
It’s baaaaaack…. Welcome to the triumphant return of the Blogtown series we like to call Worst. Night. Ever. Every Wednesday during our weekly “My, What a Busy Week!” pitch meetings, someone suggests an event which is the equivalent of shooting burning acid into our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! […]
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8 Hot Dogs: View an Achievement for the Ages
Hey, everybody, remember when you made me participate in a hot dog eating competition? I already wrote a bunch of delightful words about it, but now there’s comprehensive video proof. Since I was competing next to two gents from the Big Eaters Club, I’m featured fairly prominently in the group’s footage of the event (green […]
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Guy and Dolls: My Trip to the Crossroads Doll & Teddy Bear Show
PERFECTLY PLEASANT. People keep asking me how the Crossroads Doll & Teddy Bear Show was, and that’s my answer: Perfectly pleasant. When Blogtown readers voted on my Worst. Night. Ever., they narrowly, narrowly decided that they wanted me to spend a Saturday among dolls and teddy bears and the people who love them. Well, I […]
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Dirk VanderHart’s Worst. Night. Ever!: The Zach’s Shack Hot Dog Eating Contest
The Worst. Night. Ever. rules are very clear on this: We’re assigned an event—an awkward, terrifying event—and we’ve got to put up with it for two hours, or until it is finished. The rules are clear and they are fair. But the other night I ate a turkey sandwich and tasted hot dog instead. I’d […]
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It’s Erik Henriksen’s Worst. Night. Ever!
Welcome back to the Blogtown series we like to call “Worst. Night. Ever.” Every Wednesday when we’re discussing our event picks for the week, someone suggests an event that’s the equivalent of throwing acid in our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! Hence, these “risky” events are often unfairly pushed […]
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It’s Dirk VanderHart’s Worst. Night. Ever!
Welcome back to the Blogtown series we like to call “Worst. Night. Ever.” Every Wednesday when we’re discussing our event picks for the week, someone suggests an event that’s the equivalent of throwing acid in our eyes—but we also realize a more enlightened person might love it! Hence, these “risky” events are often unfairly pushed […]
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Courtney Ferguson’s Worst. Night. Ever!: Great Horror Campout
I spent 12 hours being chased by monsters and all I got was this T-shirt.—Haggard Courtney I went to the Great Horror Campout and it was messy as fuck. By the end of the 12 hours, I was covered from head-to-toe in fake blood and chunky neon-green baby vomit. The smell was unholy. I’d crawled […]