The following is a transcript from last week’s “Hulk Town Hall” held at Hillside High School auditorium, in which Hulk answered questions from his constituents. [Hulk enters stage to a huge chorus of “boos” from the audience.] HULK: Wait… what? Why constituents boo Hulk? Hulk just got here! WOMAN AT MIC: Hulk, Captain America has […]
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One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Hold “Hulk Town Hall”
Hulk hold “Hulk Town Hall.” Does not go well for Hulk.
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On Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Have Own Protest March!
Hulk MAD about election! But Hulk REALLY mad about puny Donald Trump! Have puny humans read Trump tweets? They super offensive! Here example of Trump tweet: “I win an election easily, a great ‘movement’ is verified, and crooked opponents try to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS. A sorry state!” Hulk not know about you, […]
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Puny Twitter Human Hurt Hulk Feelings
Hulk write opinion column for puny Mercury this week. Hulk think it am okay! But puny human on Twitter not think so. HEYYYYYYYYY. THAT REALLY HURT HULK FEELINGS. Well Hulk have snappy comeback all ready for you. Hey puny human! Hulk think YOU are stupid! And Hulk think YOU sound like puny human with broken […]
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New Column!
Hey Republicans! Hulk Got Great Idea for New Health Plan!
Hey Republicans! Hulk got great idea for new health plan!
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Hulk Broke! So Hulk Write Fake News! Make Big $$$!
Dear puny humans… HULK BROKE! First, landlord make Hulk pay “extra tenant fee” for puny Bruce Banner! Then, Hulk get “let go” from Forever 21! (Hulk fight with Assistant Manager Jenny! Hulk HATE Assistant Manager Jenny! She body shame Hulk.) And THEN Nigerian prince—not Black Panther—email Hulk and ask for $3,000! In return, Hulk get […]
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New Column!
One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk Broke… So Hulk Write Fake News!
Hulk broke… so Hulk write fake news!
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One Hulk’s Opinion: “New Phone, Who Dis?”
LAST WEEKEND, Hulk text Captain America! “Captain America!” Hulk text. “What you doing this weekend? Want 2 hang out?” Captain America text Hulk, “Sorry, buddy, I’ve got other plans.” That okay. So Hulk text Iron Man! “Iron Man!” Hulk text. “What you doing this weekend? Want 2 hang out?” “Hey Hulk,” Iron Man text. “I’m […]
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New Column!
One Hulk’s Opinion: Editorial Opinion from the Incredible Hulk
Everybody too busy for Hulk. Like usual.
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Returning Column!
One Hulk’s Opinion :”ARGGH! Hulk Not Win Powerball!”
“ARGGH! Hulk Not Win Powerball!”
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Public Service Announcement: HULK HATE FIREWORKS!
Attention puny humans! What follow am public service announcement about fireworks! (Ahem.) HULK HATE FIREWORKS! Fireworks make Hulk want to SMASH!! Don’t puny humans care about Hulk feelings? Every year, puny Bruce Banner very nicely knock on neighbor door and say, “Excuse me? Your fireworks are really frightening… errr… my dog.” Then puny neighbors laugh […]