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Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)
Welcome to the first, or shall we say “latest,” edition of the Portland Mercury. Our last issue was published in 1931 and, after taking a brief hiatus, we are tanned, rested, and ready to make another stab at it. The Mercury name is steeped in historical significance, and it’s our pleasure to reintroduce you to […]
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