OH, WHAT A JOLLY HOLIDAY IT IS when Pedalpalooza comes whipping around the bend each June. I love this three-week fest so much, I would same-sex marry it. And now, you can join in on the fun, too—because tomorrow June 7 is the official Mercury/Pedalpalooza Kickoff Ride and Party!
We’re all gonna meet up at 6 pm at the South Park Blocks at PSU (SW Park & Montgomery) and take a leisurely five-mile ride to bike shop Velo Cult (1969 NE 42nd), where the fun is really gonna start poppin’! We’ll have beer, food, bouncy sex-time music from the awesome The Suicide Notes, and laughs! TONS OF LAUGHS!
So be sure to join us because this year’s Pedalpalooza is gonna be the BEST… EVER… YET!


Free beer and food huh? Lying motherfuckers. Not only did I have to pay but after waiting in the ONLY line for 30 mins was told I had to go to the new line that had just formed to get draft. I’m not surprised underpaid working for corporate media means unorganized and fucked up. Don’t even have any signage here. Great marketing. I’ll have to stick around to see I win a giant I’m a fucking idiot t-shirt in your awesome raffle. About to get on my bike and go pee on your building.