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Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

12 replies on “Male and Female Bike Racks”

  1. Won’t someone teach the person riding the hipster-fixie to secure one of their wheels? Part of me really wants to go around taking wheels off of bikes and leaving them next to the bike with a passive-agressive note.

  2. Only part. Actually all of me for this bike. Especially with that 650/700 wheel set. Are doing bar spins that important? I’m just glad this person is getting some birth control. Inorite?

  3. @luckymike: Any decent thief is gonna have a 15mm wrench with them. And a 5mm allen. I could get the wheels off that bike in about 20 seconds. Also, you can’t use locking skewers on horizontal dropouts (I can’t tell from this picture what that frame has).

    I can understand that sometimes it’s just nearly impossible to lock a wheel and the frame. But these are nicely shaped bike racks. It would take 0% extra effort to lock a wheel and the frame.

  4. Wow, Graham. Maybe the rider was just stopping by to grab a couple condoms? It’s silly to spend 60 seconds threading a cable through your wheels when you’re only going to be inside a place for 30 seconds.

    Yeah, a thief could steal stuff quickly. But it just doesn’t happen all that often in Portland, especially in broad daylight / on a well-traveled street.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if one of those wheels got jacked if the bike was left locked there for a few days, or even overnight…but really– even in downtown Portland, the risk is low. This ain’t NYC.

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