You may or may not be aware that some jerk put tacks in the bike lanes on North Vancouver and North Williams a couple weeks ago, causing numerous commuters to get flat tires.
Well, one of my favorite Portlanders just emailed to say that he’s offering a $500 reward for anyone who can provide information leading to the conviction of the at-tacker. This guy! Mark Allyn, who makes his own “artistic clothes” and wearable lighting, is offering up the five Benjamins.
Anyone with information about the tacks is asked to call Allyn’s lawyer, Ray Thomas, at (503) 228-5222.
I HAVE INCONTROVERTIBLE PROOF THAT IT WAS MATT DAVIS.
Look for someone along those routes who sells or repairs bicycle tires. Times are tough, you know.
I did it. Now pay me $500 for solving the mystery.