This beautiful shot comes courtesy of Matthew Souza’s Instagram:

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  • Courtesy Matthew Souza

While they’re missing the federally required “cut-offs,” these two “never nudes” (and the dozens [DOZENS!!] of like-minded people they represent) made a proud showing at Saturday’s World Naked Bike Ride here in Portland. Never Nudes… WE SALUTE YOU!

Via Reddit Portland

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “World Naked Bike Ride vs. the “Never Nudes””

  1. Absolute proof that shirtless vs. totally nude can be equally disgusting.

    Way to go “Never Nude” Neo-Nazi looking dudes!!! Way to go!!!

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