My love for roller skating is well documented. However, I never knew how much more I love roller skating than crack cocaine and graffiti, until I saw the newest commercial for Reno, Nevada’s Roller Kingdom, directed by the “I Love Local Commercials” guys Rhett and Link! (Roller Skating also prevents unplanned pregnancies. I did not know that!!)

Hat tips to Marissa!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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