Well, well, well… look what I got for Christmas, and WHAT YOU DIDN’T!!
Connect Four, bitches!!
Merlin, bitches!!
Simon, bitches!!
I got one of these, too. Sorry I called you “bitches.” Bitches.
Love Our Arts & Culture Coverage?
You can help fund it!
Well, well, well… look what I got for Christmas, and WHAT YOU DIDN’T!!
Connect Four, bitches!!
Merlin, bitches!!
Simon, bitches!!
I got one of these, too. Sorry I called you “bitches.” Bitches.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Comments are closed.
Sign up for our newsletter for news recaps, updates, and more!
I totally used to rock the Merlin before I “discovered” beating off.
I had a Merlin also. But, being older than Abusive, I already knew how to beat off. Played the hell out of my Merlin, anyway.
Pretty sneaky sis.
I had all three of those games.