Well, well, well… look what I got for Christmas, and WHAT YOU DIDN’T!!

Connect Four, bitches!!

Merlin, bitches!!

Simon, bitches!!

I got one of these, too. Sorry I called you “bitches.” Bitches.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KDXw9SggErk%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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