Everybody farts from time to time, but nail clipping in public spaces is inexcusable.

hey guys, we got a regular sommelier in training here...

Assuming you'll be at the same job for 30 more years, attempting to discern someone's diet via aggressive fart sniffing, and feeling to need to post this type of behavior?

The only thing I smell is delusion with a heavy splash of neuroses.

Life at the comcast complaining center...