“What about that one show? I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant Until I Had a Baby Coming Out My Vagina?”

—Ned Lannamann, discussing reality television.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

4 replies on “Overheard in the Office”

  1. Probably easier and cheaper to cast a show about winos, “I Didn’t Know I Had To Go Until My Pants Were Full of Shit.”

  2. Ah, but the question that prompted such an answer…?

    Which show hasn’t featured Charlie Sheen this week?

    (Sadly this was proven untrue, Charlie actually DID give birth this week, proving that he IS winning in every possible way.)

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