Why yes, that is a dust bunny beard. Spotted on the discarded girls-with-guns calendar on our bathroom floor.

Steve had a good point earlier: Let’s discuss the sorry state of the Mercury‘s bathroom. Exhibit #2.

Why yes, that is a dust-bunny beard! Spotted on the discarded girls-with-guns calendar on our bathroom floor.

  • Why yes, that is a dust-bunny beard! Spotted on the discarded girls-with-guns calendar on our bathroom floor.

Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

One reply on “The <i>Mercury</i>‘s Disgusting Bathroom: #2 in a Series”

  1. You guys have taken your usual navel-gazing straight past the navel and all the way to the bathroom floor, mercifully bypassing any genitalia along the way, so thanks at least for that.

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