Hi. I'm Francine Colman-Gutierrez. Here are some things you are wrong about.

Old People: You're wrong. Some of them aren't creepy at all.

Daylight Savings Time: Wrong. You're not actually saving anything.

Your "Cool" Dad: He is so not cool.

"There IS Evidence for God" Billboards: You are very wrong about that.

Neko Atsume: Just like God, the cats aren't real.

McDonald's All-Day Breakfast: It's better than you could possibly imagine.

Megyn Kelly: Uh, guys? She still works for Fox News.

Raccoons: Not cute—their tiny hands are aberrations of nature.

Wine Gardens Taking Up Parking Places: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

Replying "K": Just a short way of saying, "You're not worthy of my time."

Mayoral Candidate Door Knockers: Tell your people they picked the wrong door, Jules Bailey.

Attending a Conservative Evangelical Church While Not Believing in the Core Tenets of Said Church: Pick a side, Jules Bailey.

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