Say what you will about bagpipes. Say what you will about unicyclists. Say what you will about people who dress up like Darth Vader, ride a unicycle, and play bagpipes. Say what you will about Portland's Unipiper—but today, I say he is a hero. WATCH.

Oh, you think you can ruin the Starlight Parade for everyone? Here, hold my beer, I got this. 🍺🖐️#WeirdTrumpsHate #MoreWeirdLessHate #LoudPipesSaveLives #KeepPortlandWeird #Portland #PDX #MondayMotivation 
📷: @cityofportland pic.twitter.com/dzAj16VCGL
— The Unipiper (@TheUnipiper) June 4, 2018