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Whewwwwww WOTTA DAY, AMIRITE? It's time to put that last 24 behind you with some funny stuff courtesy of THE INTERNET! It's the Mercury Cheer Up Club, and we're bringing you a virtual pant-load of hilarity—so LET'S DO THIS THING RIGHT HERE!

Today in "Who needs sports when you have this?" news:

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Today in "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE EVER TRY TO MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE???" news:

Today in "I have no idea what's going on here... I just want more of it" news:

Today in "Why can't Britney Spears lead the White House press briefings?" news:

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