I never really gave two shits about Kindles one way or another… until I saw this Kindle ad.

Don Draper would not approve. Here’s another perspective on this commercial, entitled “Why the iPad is Poontang Friendly.”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “A Great New Reason to Hate Kindles (and Certain Pool Girls)”

  1. Wow that old Kindle beats the shit out of my mirrored glasses for scoping.

    Actually I “read” at the beach using my netbook. The webcam works great to stream all that tits and ass to BeachPervs.com while I am busy spreading the sunscreen.

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