Attention, book writers and designers: You might as well give up now. Because R. Kelly has written a book, and it possesses both the best book title and the best book cover that has ever been conceived. If one could, indeed, fairly judge a book by a cover, this would be—and I don’t think I’m exaggerating—the greatest work of literature ever created.
It’s simply astonishing. Take a look.


Everybody else can just stop writing books. We don’t need any more. Not when we have this.
WOW KELLZ
And after he already created the best film ever with Trapped in the Closet 1-12.
David Ritz wrote a good book on Marvin Gaye — assuming it’s the same author here.
Makes me so happy to see this.
Can’t wait for the film adaptation!
R Kelly is like the James Thurber of word play. There. I said it.
Who is R Kelly?
Or maybe James Thurber is the James Thurber of word play.
I’m really hungover.
Maybe a next followup would be “The diary of some one else written BY ME.”
If anyone else would like to take mushrooms and watch Leaky interview R. Kelly on the subject of word choice, then we have our next bi-quarterly Blogtown meetup all planned out.
damn he is such a G. but uh-oh, lookit!:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/1…
My life is empty because I don’t have this book.