Ugh. Fine, Portland Police Bureau, we’ll bite.
Here’s the cops’ cutesy reminder of how much pot you’re allowed to possess beginning Wednesday (not that there are very many legal avenues for you to actually acquire that pot). They took a bunch of weed and posed it next to a Voodoo Donut voodoo donut!!!
Gotta say, PPB: A true Portlander would’ve gone to Blue Star… or so I hear. Here’s hoping you at least sent Central Precinct to the Sandy location.
Are there more of these to come? How much time do police spend playing with their apparently vast stores of pot, anyway? We want to see where this is headed.
It’s actually pretty important to know that we won’t all have to buy expensive scales, just tape measures and doughnuts.
^^^ If you smoke more than a pound a day, the police are the least of your problems.