STEWIE IS COMING TO TOWN! I would wear him as a scarf. Stewie’s a cat from Reno who just won the record for the world’s longest cat. He’s a Maine Coon who’s over four-feet long. He looks so stretchy. I really want to pet him. Twenty people could pet him at once! Too bad he’s […]
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“A Large Fox Tends to Have Great Confidence.”
Coyote-sized fox eats cat, receives death penalty. “The cat was on the doormat when they (his parents) went to bed and heard some commotion. “They saw a fox going up the drive later on that night, but didn’t think anything of it. “Later that morning, they came out and there was fur and bits of […]
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The Year In Cats
This video compilation over at Gawker (shiver) presents, in ninety wonderful seconds, the best cat memes of 2010, including a list of all the links.
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Japanese Cats Work Too Damn Hard
American cats, please take note: YOU ARE LAZY FUCKS. Japanese cats work their tails off, while American cats—and I’m primarily speaking of Alison’s cat Queequeg—are the laziest goddamn animals in the universe who are only good for sleeping on my dry cleaning, scratching expensive furniture and dry humping throw blankets (again, Alison’s cat Queequeg). THIS […]
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An X-Mas Present for Mr. Whiskers!
How many times have you said to yourself, ‘OWWW! MY GODDAMN CAT JUST BIT THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!” Probably too many to mention, right? That’s why “Cat Muzzle” is the perfect X-mas prezzie for that naughty Mr. Whiskers. And check out all of “Cat Muzzle’s” great features: 1) Strong and comfortable. (Make sure you […]
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Cats on A Chandelier (Not What You Think)
As a kid I used to love the since-closed FAO Schwarz toy store in San Francisco, not only for the life-sized stuffed animals and LEGO world, but the floor-to-ceiling pillars filled with recirculating water and hundreds of pink, yellow, and purple Barbie high heels, which I thought was the ultimate in chic decor. Actually to […]
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When They Say “Pink Horse” They Mean A Pink-Ass Mothereffing Horse
Tomorrow night at Bodyvox (1714 NW Overton) there is a big breast cancer benefit sponsored by Let ‘Er Buck—the official fragrance of the Pendleton Roundup (It’s a real thing, they sent me a bottle. It smells like cowboys, only cleaner.) There will be live music by the Hanson Family Singers and the Water Tower Bucket […]
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Comment of the Week: Cat Friday Edition
This week’s Gold Star goes to Blogtown’s cuddliest commenter, Joneser, for her comment on my cat show post this morning*: The sentence “I don’t know if I like a cat or not until I’ve watched television with it” is, objectively, the best thing. *Confidential to my co-workers: This kind of circle-stroking is exactly what you […]
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LEWIS AND CLARK CAT SHOW!
That is Tyler, he’s a “Portland cat who was the CFA”—Cat Fanciers Association, OBVIOUSLY—”northwest region’s best cat and the national 12th best cat of 2009-2010 show season,” he’s here to announce the 39th Annual Lewis & Clark CFA Cat show, Dec 4-5, at the Doubletree! Take it away, Tyler: Feast your eyes on over 200 […]
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Clothed Cat Calendar!
Yay: Buzzfeed posted some pictures from the 2011 cat calendar from clothing company United Bamboo. I love cats, I love clothes, and therefore I love cats in clothes. Yay: The one improvement I’d like to see here is my favorite types of clothes replacing United Bamboo clothes. I want Gretchen Jones doing an urban bohemian […]
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Cat vs. Dog: WHO YA GOT?!? (Oh, And They’re Both in Muscle Cars)
This is Holy Fuck’s newest song, “Red Lights.” Not only does it feature an all-cat band, but also a dog vs. cat muscle car race. (I got five on the Steve McQueen cat!) via