Lindy West judges Immortals and Jack and Jill by their trailers.
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Posted inReligion
“Would a GAY GUY Want You to Stick a Ruler in His Anus?”
“I don’t THINK so. Now stick a ruler in my anus, Catholic Church. Do it. I dare you. I think you will find that my anus is very tight! Not like some of the gay anuses I’ve seen. STICK A RULER IN MY ANUS OR ELSE.” Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to […]
Posted inComedy
Please Watch Rory Scovel and John Dore on the Conan O’Brien Show Last Night
Genius. This makes me so happy.
Posted inGirls Only!
MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!
Everyone remember this from yesterday? Okay. Well, unfortunately, when I tried to respond, I discovered that my new lady-penpal had blocked me on the Facebook (accidentally, I’m sure!) so that I could not write her back. So all of your wonderful suggestions were for nought. Frowny-face. Fortunately, this lady’s lucky, lucky husband was still my […]
Posted inEthics
Help Me Answer My Mail!
It’s time for the Lindy West Mailbag Fun-Show! This just in: I don’t know either of these people. But apparently this nice woman’s husband is a fan of my work and added me as a friend on Facebook. How slutty of me!!!! So….how should I respond?
Posted inHillbilly
Everything About Her Is RILL, Okay!?
Here’s Anderson Cooper spazzing out about how 51-year-old Eugene Victor Tooms* married that 16-year-old Real Childwife of Ocean Shores. This was already my favorite news story of the week, and that was before I saw her YouTube clips. They’re rill, rill, rill good, you guys: *To everybody who “doesn’t know who that guy is,” I […]
Posted inHorrors
Translating Ben Stein
Hello, friends! In case you’re having trouble deciphering Ben Stein’s extremely erudite American Spectator editorial defending Dominique Strauss-Kahn, allow me to interpret his words for you: 1.) If he is such a womanizer and violent guy with women, why didn’t he ever get charged until now? If he has a long history of sexual abuse, […]
Posted inEvents
I Was in a Room with Charlie Sheen for Two Hours and All I Got Was Bored
All of these people think mental illness winningness is funny. So, yeah. I went to see Charlie Sheen last week. By myself. In Everett, WA. The reason I went to see Charlie Sheen wasn’t because I like Charlie Sheen, it was because my bosses decided that I needed to go see Charlie Sheen and write […]
Posted inHillbilly
The Tea Party Isn’t Racist—They Just Don’t Think the Nigras Should Be Allowed to Vote.
I want the Tea Party to shut up, but also I want the Tea Party to NEVER shut up. Via my fantasy wife, Wonkette.
Posted inComedy
How to Get a Guy to Notice You…
How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You’re Having Sex With Him Finally!!!
Posted inFood and Drink
Wow, This Product Still Exists?
Couldn’t they at least have the decency to re-title it The Original Snoopy Exercise in Futility Machine? Or The Original Snoopy Elbow Grease and Frustration Factory? Or The Original Snoopy Frosty Child Labor Palace? Or The Original Snoopy Ha-Ha-Hope-You-Didn’t-Actually-Want-A-Snow-Cone Plastic House-Shaped Box of Disappointment? Or The Original Snoopy Summertime Fuck You Jamboree? I mean, really. […]