“I don’t THINK so. Now stick a ruler in my anus, Catholic Church. Do it. I dare you. I think you will find that my anus is very tight! Not like some of the gay anuses I’ve seen. STICK A RULER IN MY ANUS OR ELSE.”
Accused of being gay, Spanish priest challenges Church to measure his anus:
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:
Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
Is this what that “Measure of a Man” song is all about?
This seems like a trick. Like he’s going to get the church down in his butt and then fart all over it.
It would be awesome if his entire clerical career were all a carefully orchestrated con for the purpose of one day farting in a cardinal’s face at the Vatican.
Now that’s what I would consider a life’s calling.
Dilated anuses also indicate a man’s true fiber.
I don`t know what the Pope would say, maybe he is getting ready for the Natural and inexorable Law; practice what you preach.
This story is less funny knowing that Egyptian police examined the anuses of suspected homosexuals after the Queen Boat raids thinking it would offer such scientific proof of pederasty.
Oh, man, the entire College of Cardinals may get involved in this. Somebody’s hoping, anyway!
And you think WE have it rough
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