Everyone remember this from yesterday?
Okay. Well, unfortunately, when I tried to respond, I discovered that my new lady-penpal had blocked me on the Facebook (accidentally, I’m sure!) so that I could not write her back. So all of your wonderful suggestions were for nought. Frowny-face. Fortunately, this lady’s lucky, lucky husband was still my super-close online best friend and lover, even though we have never met and I have no idea who he is. So I reached out to him! Communication is important!
His reply:
Oh, cool! Great point! Then “he” blocked me too. So I can’t reply. Ohhh, strangely aggressive internet strangers calling me a slut for no reason and then not letting me write you back, I will miss you. Wife person, I will miss the protracted and incredibly hilarious internet fight we never got to have. Husband person, I will miss your genitals that I touched all those times inside your wife’s crazybrain. It was brief but beautiful, and we’ll always have the memories. Of all that time we never spent together. Because I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE. Good luck with your divorce. Love, Lindy.
objectively speaking, I have to say the score is:
Husband: 1
Wife: 0
Lindy: 0
You have to admit, the husband’s response was the funniest thing in this whole thread.
I think there is a 90% chance the wife wrote that response from his account.
i dunno. it sounds like miss lindy got drawn into some creepy couples role-play….
I think slutwalk nailed it.
What if the wife made up the husband and this is all a fanta-sea?
What if the author made the whole thing up to have something to write about? And by “author” I don’t mean Lindy West, but the person who created her.
She has hubby’s email. She’s on the wrong meds and invading his privacy, that’s my vote.
Be sure to keep us informed of the next fascinating development. SOMEWHAT UNLIKELY FACEBOOK CONTRETEMPS RULE!
So, hey, Lindy….I hear you like to get down.
You should be glad! If it weren’t for these lovely, unhappily-married facebook users going out of their way to contact you with this information, you might never know what a slut you are! And really, self-knowledge is a priceless gift.
And I thought I was friends with the Most Awkward Facebook Couple…