For those who have had quite enough of adorable internet cats, here’s a video that’s more steeped in reality (at least my reality). BEHOLD! The Evil Cat Supercut from the Animal Planet series My Cat from Hell. “Let go of the Quinoa.”
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Turning Dead Cats into Helicopters: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?
What follows is a video featuring a Dutch man who stuffed his deceased cat Orville (named for Orville Wright), and then turned the dead animal into a working helicopter. I’m not too sure why you’d need more information than that… but if so, here you go.
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The Raid—with CATS
The Raid is one of my favorite action movies of the past few years—and now somebody’s made a claymation version of it! Starring cats! It is a little bit violent. Aw man I have to work today and cover election stuff tonight but now I just want to watch The Raid again.
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Local Cats Can’t Get a Break
Cat Adoption Team The nonprofit Cat Adoption Team out of Washington County has had a rough start to its year. First, a flood triggered by a burst pipe damaged 60 percent of its shelter in April. Now, someone broke into their mobile Spay Station over the weekend, stealing a laptop and kitty anesthetic. Really? The […]
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This Is What You Are Doing Tonight: Comics Underground!
From the Shameless Self-Promotion Dept.: Mercury Arts Editor Alison and I are putting on an event tonight! You should come! It’s Comics Underground, and it takes place at a magical location where comic books, booze, and performance collide! By which I mean the Jack London Bar in the basement of the Rialto. Here’s the deal: […]
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“Match an Eye Blink to the Silent Phrase ‘I Love You'”
So I went on vacation for a couple weeks (missed you guys! just kidding, I didn’t) and in my absence the interns were charged with sorting my mail into piles of junk mail and real mail. In the “of interest” pile: Fucking interns. Which is not to say I’m NOT going to blink-rape my cat […]
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Steven Spielberg’s Laser Cats 7: Better Than Battle Pony!
Maybe it’s just because in the past three days I’ve rewatched both E.T. and Close Encounters, but I think this might be my favorite thing Spielberg’s done since Munich.
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And And And’s New Video Sees the World from a Cat’s-Eye View
And And And‘s new video captures the world from a cat’s-eye view. Or so it would seem—drummer Bim Ditson writes in the description on YouTube: I taped my iPhone to my roommate’s cat and edited the results into this music video. Wow. I’m not quite sure how he pulled this off. I don’t know if […]
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Stupid, Stupid Kitten: The Vacuum Cleaner
UGGNNHHH! Stupid kitten, you’re the stupidest kitten I’ve ever had the misfortune of seeing!! CALM THE EFF DOWN, IT’S JUST A VACUUM CLEANER! True, the vacuum cleaner does have an extremely wide mouth, and enough power to suck up a bowling ball… but you are so totally overreacting! God, I’m so glad you’re not my […]
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Chuck Palahniuk: “Faux-IKEA” Table Salesman
Today in furniture sales for Fight Club fanatics: Author Chuck Palahniuk is letting go of the only remaining copy of the (rather horrible… yet distinctive) ying-yang coffee table from Edward Norton’s character’s apartment (the other two having been destroyed on camera). It’s on sale for THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS, however, it is being sold to […]
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New Band Alert! Check Out My Body
You really should check out My Body. Hey wait, where are you going? Not my body—although I suppose you are free to do that as well—but the lovely new band that’s called My Body. It’s the new project of Jordan Bagnall, formerly of Doubledutch and the early incarnation of Typhoon, and Darren Bridenbeck of 40 […]