Okay, it’s going to be in the upper 70s to mid-90s all week long, so you know what that means—POOL PARTY! However, when you’re a “plus-sized male” it’s nearly impossible to find the appropriate pool-side fashions. Enter “Big Richardson’s T-Shirt Shop” where even the biggest boned man can find the “Calvin Peeing in a Puddle” […]
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Blue Russian Granny vs. Red Russian Granny… WHO YA GOT?!?
Okay, grab a co-worker. Both of you put five dollars down on the table. Now, one of you choose “blue granny” and the other choose “red granny.” Then click play on this heee-larious video of two Russian grannies beating the crap out of each other with their purses, and may the best person win!
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Who is Portland’s Best KJ?
Hot-poop Mercury freelancer Kiala Kazebee is working on a fun article possibly titled “WHO IS PORTLAND’S BEST KJ?” (You know, the people who spin the karaoke discs at your favorite bars.) And she needs your help! In the comments below, let us know your nominations for Portland’s Best KJ—and while I know you will do […]
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A PSA of Sorts
The Bonfire* (2821 SE Stark) now has a happy hour food menu from 2-7 pm. $3.50 tacos, falafel, burger, and more. That’s cheap. And their TVP tacos are the shit. Sit outside and eat tacos. You’re welcome. *Also, there was a GIRL working there the other day. Is that a first, outside the lady who […]
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Summer Boozy Goodness
not actual “red cricket” Holy shit! The weather is so delectable today, I can barely stand it. In fact, I feel so good about this particularly stunning atmospheric change that I am going to give you, Blogtownies, a summer cocktail recipe that I created just a few weeks ago. Its working title is “red cricket,” […]
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The Booze Cure
Like a disturbingly large number of people I know, I am getting over a head cold. It is, after all, JUNE, so that makes perfect sense. (It is supposed to start warming up again later this week, fingers crossed, and hey! only 11 days until summer officially begins(?).) I’ve always been a fan of the […]
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XV Sold!
Marc Byrne, previous owner of XV, told me today, “It was just time to move on and relax for a little bit.” The popular downtown bar was sold yesterday to Mr. Raj Patel. Patel has no plans to change anything at the bar in the near future, “I’m going to take some time and get […]
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The Auschwitz of Water Slides
Oh, suuuurrrre. Everybody loves to talk about how neato awesome Portland is. And I will happily agree… as long as you can point me to the nearest local water slide. OH, THAT’S RIGHT… METRO PORTLAND DOESN’T HAVE ANY WATER SLIDES. (Hey Sam Adams! The green boxes are nice. Where the EFF is my effing WATER […]