Oregon’s telecoms aren’t preparing for the big quake.
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No Translation Necessary
Timbers Star Diego Valeri Lets His Play Do the Talking… for Now
New Timbers star player Diego Valeri speaks the international language of great soccer.
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High Times
Portland’s One-Eyed Hash Oil King
Meet Portland’s one-eyed hash oil king.
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Mercury Reader Valentines
See if you got one!
FREE VALENTINES SENT FROM OUR READERS to the ones they love! See if you got one HERE!
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Off the Grid
The History of Portland’s Street Grid, Or “What the HELL Is Up with Ladd’s Addition?”
The history behind Portland’s sometimes baffling street grid.
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Hot Dog in Spaaaaaaace!
How Two Portlanders Launched the First Hot Dog into the Stratosphere
The true story of how two Portlanders launched the first hot dog into space.
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The End of Times: Cheers & Jeers!
It’s the end! So here are your final “Cheers & Jeers,” humanity!
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A Non-Survivors’ Guide to the Apocalypse
You’re gonna die anyway! Here are tips for non-survival during the apocalypse.
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Here Are Some Things I’ve Been Wanting to Tell You
Attention officemates: Here are some famous last words.
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A Last-Minute Bucket List for Procrastinators
Our guide to actually achievable things to do before you die.
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The Mercury‘s Word Search of Eternal Strife and Never-Ending Frustration to Celebrate the Upcoming Banal, Everyday Armageddon That Will Be Our Undoing™
This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but a word search.
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The Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse
OR “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEE!!!”
This Friday, December 21, the world will come to an end—or so say the prophecies of the ancient Mayans and their big stone calendar… and who are we to say they’re wrong? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN APOCALYPTIC END, PEOPLE! Are you ready? If not, read the following “Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan […]