… because you are currently the most awesome person in any hemisphere. via Cognitive Dissonance.
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At Long Last, a Reggie Watts/My Little Pony Crossover
“The first thing you should know is that it was not my original idea to put this song with ponies,” says YouTube user SilkAMV. But what a great idea it was. Audio NSFW.
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Congrats to Neil Patrick Harris!
Guess who’s (finally) getting married? Blogtown fave Neil Patrick Harris who, thanks to Friday’s passage of NYC’s same-sex marriage law, can finally dash down the aisle with longtime b-friend David Burtka (the two are also raising twins together)! From the NPH Twitter: CONGRATS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE! Whaddaya say, Blogtownies? Should we chip in and […]
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Let Us Celebrate Bruce Campbell’s Blessed Day of Birth
Happy Birthday, Bruce Campbell, you devilishly handsome cad, you. The folks at the Lovecraft and Horroregon bring you Ash Wednesday, a night celebrating all things groovy about Bruce. Tonight at the Lovecraft (421 SE Grand)8 pm-close, 21+, freeHilarity promised: Hawaiian shirt contest, punch, cake, prizes from Dark Horse and Things from Another World, games, music, […]
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Five Reasons Life Gets Better
John Cheese, a writer at Cracked (yes, Cracked), posted a beautiful, tough-minded essay to their website today that was inspired by the It Gets Better Project. From reason #5: The Money Situation Will Improve (Even If It Doesn’t): As a kid, you just have to sit back and take it, not fully understanding why you’re […]
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Oooh La La: David Lynch Night Club to Open in Paris!
Well-known for his love of architecture, artwork, and furniture design, David Lynch is designing a Mulholland Drive-inspired Club Silencio, which is set to open in Paris in September. Remember Club Silencio from the movie? It was the freaky joint where Naomi Watts found the blue box/key in her purse and Rebekah Del Rio made everyone […]
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Tonight’s Nightmare (or “Miracle” Depending on How You Look at It) Today!
Soooooo… how do you guys feel about the “miracle of birth”? Unless one if physically or emotionally forced to watch it go down, most of us would probably give it a pass, I’d wager. Well in the video posted after the jump (for NSFW reasons…. brrrrrr) Zaeous has constructed a dramatic recreation of the birth […]
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The Most Heartrending Breakup Letter You’ll Read All Day
Behold: the following found breakup note. via POLL TIME!!
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This Is What a Lipizzaner Stallion Looks Like.
My idiot co-workers had no idea. They have clearly never searched YouTube for “BEAUTIFUL WHITE STALLION.” Prancing to Portland June 11.
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Miley Cyrus Tweets Out for Gay Marriage
Now I may or may not have said some disproportionately awful things about Miley Cyrus in the past. Frankly, I don’t remember. HOWEVER! Today she made a significant leap on my respect-o-meter today when she did some heavy duty tweeting for gay rights and marriage, slamming Santorum-supporting Urban Outfitters as well as a gay-hating hillbilly. […]
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David Lynch Coffee: Aces!
This won’t be a shock, but David Lynch’s commercial for his signature coffee is pretty weird. He seems a little caff-ed up. I feel like it explores territory that Todd Haynes didn’t quite cover in Superstar. Now where’s the David Lynch Signature Cherry Pie?
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YOLO Stands For “You Only Live Once”
…But the thought of it makes me want to live zero times. “YOLO Lounge will redefine upscale nightlife not just in Portland, but for the industry itself.” If you’re curious how nightlife is being redefined, or where I won’t be shooting YeYo tequila tonight, Eater has pictures.