Hey, laaaaaadies! I’m sure you remember when I first posted “Your Perfect Boyfriend”—a compendium of video dating clips starring totally righteous dudes from the ’80s, and you got all wet in the “down there.” Well prepare to get your nethers doused again, because here’s even MORE totally righteous ’80s video dating dudes (courtesy of the […]
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Coats for Cubs
The annual Buffalo Exchange fur-donation program is right around the corner, kicking off on the 14th of this month through April 22nd. For those unfamiliar with the “Coats for Cubs” program, it’s a drive to collect authentic fur and shearling pieces—even just trims and collars—for the Humane Society to use as bedding for injured and […]
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I Just Finished All My Holiday Shopping!
And it’s not even Thanksgiving yet! Thank you “Dianetics and Scientology Holiday Catalog”! In addition to stress test machines in a variety of attractive colors and texts defining “the marriage relationship, not in the language of ’till death do us part’ but ‘beings’ and ‘postulates’” (perfect for the parents!) the catalog contains some choice L. […]
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Pixies With Mullets (and Other Fabulous Sights from Disney on Ice)
Disney on Ice: Worlds of Fantasy opened last night at the Rose Garden. Of course, the Mercury was there. Do I feel bad about using my professional journalist status to score rinkside seats to an extravaganza meant to entertain children between the ages of zero and ten? Eh. They invited me, okay? And I am […]
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OMSI’s Bee Beard Contest!
BEARD OF BEESOctober 3111:00 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 2:00 p.m. Enter to Win! Are you brave enough to wear a colony of 5,000 honeybees… on your face?! Test your courage and enter for your chance to wear a Beard of Bees. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity will happen on Saturday, Oct. 31 at 11:00 a.m., 12:30 p.m., and […]
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“One of the Worst Things You Can Do in Trek, Of Course, Is to Mix Your Genres.”
Well, OBVIOUSLY. My favorite dude is the lonely janitor, forlornly sweeping the bridge of the Enterprise. You can see him from 2:33-2:36. Also, I’m gonna predict that the way this dude keeps passively aggressively bringing up his love of the The Original Series vs. her love of The Next Generation is gonna lead to some […]
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Your Perfect Boyfriend
You desperately need a man. Luckily for you, there are still about ten of them left. And here they all are, courtesy of the Found Footage Festival (coming to Portland in December). DON’T THANK ME!
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What’s the Perfect Sam Adams Birthday Gift?!
Today is the most important day on the entire City of Portland calendar: Mayor Adams’ birthday! It’s a good thing, too, because according to the Internet that’s about the only interesting thing that has even happened on this day (except, uh, the signing of the Treaty of Paris) and we still have nineteen long days […]
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Bonobo Chimps Like to Have Sex
The Bonobo chimp is a lot like a human, which this partially NSFW video demonstrates: Bonobos sometimes walk upright, and they even sometimes have sex facing each other. The BBC lady in this doc also seems to think that they’re also capable of being inspired by the beauty of a majestic waterfall, which supposedly makes […]
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Now That’s an Entrance
Okay, guys! NO MORE WEDDINGS. (That is, until you can top these guys.)