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The “Best of HUMP!” tour is next week! Get your tix quick!

Ask your upstairs neighbor who sounds like he’s dropping bowling balls on the floor at 5 am.

It’s time for the Mercury’s Open Season fashion shows.

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s 10 differences between “medical” marijuana and other “medical” things.

“Romancin’ Ted Danson” by Scarlett Johansson

Editor to Readers: “Don’t let my staff write a Game of Thrones issue!”

Check out Agenda, Portland’s newest and best arts guide!

Don’t Fear the Reaper

“Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Justin Bieber

“A List o’ Things to Come On” by Paddy O’Shea, the Masturbatin’ Leprechaun.

Your Sarcasm Is Way Out of Line! by Albert Einstein

Help Me Name My New Column, Okay? By Matthew McConaughey

Can you help me find Powell’s by C. Thomas Howell.

Just Can't Get Enough?