Hosted by Portland’s Funniest Person Caitlin Weierhauser!
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Secrets! Rants! Confessions! The I, Anonymous Show Is Coming April 4!
Hosted by Portland’s Funniest Person Caitlin Weierhauser!
New Column!
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Get Your Tickets NOW for the Best of HUMP!
Catch up on the Finest Short Porn Flicks from 10 Years of Your Favorite Dirty Film Fest
Everyone loves HUMP! (AKA America’s sweetest homegrown porn festival). But what if you made the disappointing mistake of missing one of HUMP!’s sexy shorts? FEAR NOT! Because the BEST OF HUMP! is coming to Portland this summer and tickets are on sale NOW. With permission from the directors and actors, we are proud to present […]
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Stormy Daniels’ Memoir Mad Libs!
Help Stormy Daniels write her memoir with this mad lib!
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Robert Mueller’s Russia Probe Word Search!
HEY, KIDS! Where’s the best place to hide a criminal? Among a lot of other criminals! That’s why I need your help to find the Russia probe’s suspected criminals and conspirators who are hiding in the word search puzzle below! Remember: The following suspects are presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law! […]
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Don’t Miss the March Edition of the I, Anonymous Show!
Query: DO YOU LOVE TO LAUGH? Then you’re the perfect candidate for Portland’s funniest monthly comedy extravaganza: the I, Anonymous Show! As you know, the Mercury’s I, Anonymous column and blog feature insane rants, weird and sexy secrets, and shameful confessions. And they’re all written anonymously… by people like YOU! But now we’ve made a […]
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Match the Scandal!
Can you match the Trump cohort to his/her multiple scandals?
President Trump’s administration has produced so many scandals, it’s hard to keep ’em all straight! That’s why we’re challenging YOU to “Match the Scandal.” Simply draw a line between the Trump associate and his/her scandal—BUT HERE’S THE TRICKY PART: Each person has more than one scandal, so match ’em all and check your answers below! […]
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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade
This Week’s Question: What Are Your Valentine’s Day Plans?
This week’s question: What are your Valentine’s Day plans?
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Congressman Devin Nunes’ UNCLASSIFIED MEMO MAD LIBS!
Hey, Kids! Help the GOP Win the Disinformation Wars!
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Get Your Valentine Printed in the Mercury… for FREE!
Submit a Valentine Message to Your Loved One by Monday, February 12!
Submit a Valentine Message to Your Loved One by Monday, February 12!
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Find What You’re Looking for with the Mercury’s THINGS TO DO Calendar!
It’s the BOSSEST Event Calendar in Portland!
Hey you! Love having fun? Need to know where to find it? Well, the Portland Mercury “Things to Do” online calendar is THE BEST EVENT CALENDAR IN PORTLAND—hands down, full stop! What makes Things to Do the BOSSEST calendar in Portland? Check this out: • It’s super easy to find any type of event you’re […]
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DatingProfiles.com Presents… Our “Catch of the Day!”
Find Out if Steve Bannon is the Man for You!
Steve is a fun-loving, outgoing, and romantic guy—which means he could be the perfect catch for YOU! Here are just a few of the attributes that make Steve our DatingProfiles.com “Catch of the Day!” • Steve just ended a long-term relationship with a very powerful individual in the upper-most echelon of government—so you know what […]
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Who I’d Cast in the Fire and Fury Movie
(Or, Why Hasn’t Hollywood Hired Me Yet? Are They Stupid?)
America’s going ga-ga over Fire and Fury, Michael Wolff’s literary soap opera about Trump’s first year as president, and everybody’s wondering one thing: who I’d cast in the inevitable film version. So here are my 100 percent on-the-nose suggestions, you’re welcome, and any Hollywood mogul who’d like to hire me as casting director should contact […]