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The war drumbeat is slowing. Some of those thuggish dissidents in Ukraine who’ve been stoking the flames of chaos, in a bid to invite the Russians over, have maybe decided not to be such pains in the ass. Polls show most people in the cities they’re mucking up aren’t so interested. But not the steady […]

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Let’s not pretend, they wanna pack pistol by they waist (men), Cristal by the case (men), still in they mother’s basement. LET’S GO TO PRESS. A high school student in Pennsylvania is arrested after going on a stabbing spree this morning, attacking at least 20 and seriously injuring four. No theories yet […]

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Now shawty said she feelin’ my style, she feelin’ my flow. Her girlfriend willin’ to get bi, and they ready to go. LET’S GO TO PRESS. First of all, YES TO THIS. Great to meet the strong & brave young women from #PussyRiot, who refuse to let their voices be silenced in […]

Oregonians apparently hate condoms. Multnomah County has seen a tenfold increase in syphilis cases over the past seven years. Enjoy your breakfast. So, another through-line links the two Fort Hood shootings—besides the location and growing concerns about whether veterans enduring mental health crises have access to adequate treatment. It’s a massive gun emporium accurately named […]

An Iraq War vet at Texas’ Fort Hood—scene of another mass shooting five years ago—worked his way from building to building with a loaded gun, shooting three people to death and injuring 16 more before killing himself \after he was confronted by a military police officer. It all happened in about 15 minutes. Army Specialist […]

GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! All your life all you’ve asked when’s your daddy gonna talk to you, but you were living in another world, tryin’ to get your message through. LET’S GO TO PRESS. The Supremes puts the kibosh on certain limitations to campaign financing, which will not only change how big money donates to politicians, […]

The Korean Peninsula was good for a few modest “boom-boom-booms” this weekend. But nothing got nuked! So far! Right after warning it was mulling over a new kind of nuclear test (AKA bombing Seoul), North Korea casually “allowed” a few live shells to land over its disputed sea border with South Korea during a training […]

Don’t freak out. Not yet. It’s totally true that there have been more than over more than 30 earthquakes on Mount Hood since Sunday. But geologists are pretty sure nothing awful’s about to happen, like an eruption. Or a BIG earthquake. Saudi Arabia has been increasingly sore at us Americans, for being nice to the […]