Trust us, Kanye—no one wants to play with your butt.
One Day at a Time
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Kanye Throws (Another) Hissy-Fit, and Hitler’s Micro-Penis
Kanye West vs. a locked freight elevator—who ya got?!
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All Hail Our Grand Exalted Empress of the Universe—Beyonce!
Anybody got a spare $100 million to loan Kanye? Anybody?
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The Week in Review<
The Great Twitter War was solved by… Kim Kardashian?!?
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Kim K Solves the Twitter War, and All Hail, Beyonce—Master of the Universe
The Great Twitter War was solved by… Kim Kardashian?!?
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The Week in Review
It’s “Who Had the Worst Rap Beef?” Week!
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R. Kelly Defends Bill Cosby, Sarah Palin Drives Us to Drink, and Other Unsurprising News
R. Kelly defends Bill Cosby, and other unsurprising news.
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Hefner Needs a Roomie, God Doesn’t Forgive the Duggars, and Backstreet’s Back! (In Jail.)
Breaking: God has NOT forgiven Josh Duggar.
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Bieber Back in Desecration Business, Miley and Liam Back to Twerking, and the Plot to Kidnap Obama’s Dog
Hooray! Justin Bieber is desecrating ancient ruins again!
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Kardashian Khristmas, Cosby Cuffed, and Patriot Militiamen Need Go-Gurt!
Can someone send these patriot militiamen some Go-Gurt?
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Congrats (?) to Gwyneth Paltrow: Our WORST Person of 2015!
Brace yourselves, dears—it’s the Absolute Worst Person or Thing in the World for 2015 Ever!
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It’s the Runners-Up for Worst Person of the Year!
Behold! The runners-up for “The Absolute Worst Person or Thing in the World for 2015 Ever.”